Thursday, December 27, 2012

Why women deserve to be raped

Rape is not a bad word. Oh not at all. It's just something Indian men do when they're bored. It's not really a big deal. After all, what can a poor man do if a woman dresses provocatively and goes out in the streets. It's only natural he'd want to devour her after that. Though sometimes it's important to rape them because they needs to learn a lesson. Good Indian women don't show skin when they go out. So if she oversteps, she ought to be raped.

But then, there are times when men rape women who keep covered up. But other women dress provocatively. At the end of the day they are all the same. So they all should be punished.

Sometimes the women are old and the most fascinating of all is when they are babies. These folks are raped because men want to. Now, if they want to, they want to. Who dares to deny food to the hungry Gods. Lord, how stupid to even question.

The chief beef here is, what is the big deal with rape? What's the worst that can happen? Alright, she can get killed, so what? What good is she anyway. That bitch smiled too much when she walked down the streets. What else? She could be injured, but she'd be fine. Aren't women supposed to have high endurance and stuff? Pregnancy - that's super easy. Abortion or marriage with dead sister's old husband or half dead single uncle or that man with half an eye and quarter of a heart left in his body, should do it. But mostly it's pointless marrying her because she's a dishonorable woman. She's been raped. What else, is there anything else to the aftermath of rape?

But it's important to remember that ALL kinds of women deserve to be raped. Sometimes some dumb emails go around telling women what is it that men go for and how they should be, to avoid getting raped but then that's a gross generalization. A humiliation and underestimation of all rapists. Let's see what counts for  "rape-able":

1. Provocatively dressed women (ranging from a woman in jeans and t-shirt to woman in mini skirt and tank top). Oh her jeans are too tight. That's one helluva tempting rack. Bitch.
2. Women who dress conservatively (but other women dress provocatively so all women need to learn a lesson).  Also one still can see her shape and that means she's trying to lure men. What does she expect.
3. Women in ponytails (they definitely didn't read the "protect yourself from rape email").
4. Women who leave their hair loose (Oh so they read the email and decided to not listen. How dare they).
5. Women who use their cellphones while on the street (if she's so easy to distract then it's not the mens' fault)
6. Women who don't use their cellphones while on the street (if she looks the men straight in the eyes and invites it then what else does she expect).
7. Women who walk with a serious face (what's her problem?).
8. Women who walk with a pleasant expression over their face (she's definitely asking for it).
9. Women who talk.
10. Women who argue.
11. Women who go out late in the night (characterless anyway).
12. Women who smoke (she's sure been fucked by many so why not share).
13. Women who go drinking in bars and pubs and clubs.
14. Women who wear make-up.
15. Women who drive alone.
16. Women who walk alone.
17. Women
18. Girls
19. Elderly women
20. Babies
It goes on.

The problem is, women cry too much when they're raped. Or let's just say they cry too much all the time so whatever they say is of no consequence anyway. Rape cases should not be reported. How shameless is the woman who goes and tells the world that she's been raped. And then those women who go around protesting wearing make-up and looking pretty. Whoever told them they have a mind and can speak up. God knows what's happening to this country. So much for one little rape case in Delhi this December.  Come on people let's lay back and live easy. Let's vote for politicians like the President's son and stick to English-Vinglish and all those major women's issues. Why waste time on this. Isn't it clear why women deserve to be raped?